I went to Ali bhai’s computer shop yesterday and I enjoyed that evening a lot. A customer came with pen drive and here is the conversation, read and have a good laugh:

Customer: Ali bhai you gave me a bad pen drive, it works really slow!
Ali bhai: Lemme check, (He insert this pen drive in his computer and found it working ok)
Customer: Hey it doesn’t show the installing icon of pen drive in my computer, it only shows “this drive can work faster”…. (ROLF)
Ali bhai: It shows installing only once we put any new pen drive.
Customer: Ok so wats the problem with the pendrive, why its slow? It looks like its haunted.
Ali bhai: (Laughing and &$*% in mind) Your house is haunted.

Suddenly antivirus detects some virus in pen drive, so Ali bhai tells that your pen drive is slow because it got virus, scan with antivirus software and it will be ok.

Customer: I did but it doesn’t detect any virus

Ali bhai: Have you updated antivirus software?

Customer: How?

Ali bhai: Via internet

Customer: I don’t have internet, gimme any antivirus software which doesn’t require updates

Ali bhai: Every antivirus software require updates

Customer: You gave me bad antivirus software, I’ll bring my system here and you update it.

Ali bhai: But how many times you will bring system, updates come everyday, so its better you get internet connection.

Customer: How to get and how much it will cost.

Ali bhai: Explaining the procedure and tells rs.250 for BSNL 250 home plan.

Customer: Watt! Rs.250 every month for just updating antivirus software, no way gimme antivirus software which does not require updates (LOL)

Ali bhai: (frustrated now) I told you every software require update.

Customer: I’ll bring my system here..

Ali bhai: Not possible, get internet connection, you can also do other works on compute like get material on your topics (customer is a PHD student).

Customer: I get enough info from my books.

Ali bhai: You can chat with girls online

Customer: I am not in these stuff, I’ll bring system here or gimme antivirs softeare which do not require updates.

Ali bhai: I think I should write on a paper and give you that every antivirus software requires update.

Customer: Ok So I’ll have to get internet now (sad)

When this customer leaves, everyone in shop laughs a loud and then I simply advice Ali bhai not to sell anything to such customers.

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